AISubs v3.7
Stop it!
Close it!
Steal it!
Hurry up and give me a break!
Say yeah!
You know, as YouTubers,
we use our phone a lot when we buy content.
Yes.
We use Amazon a lot.
Thank you.
And you know, there are a lot of boxes of Amazon products in Tetsuya's house.
It's hard to clean up.
So this time, I'm going to...
So this time,
I'm going to eat and clean up.
What?!
So if you eat it, you can poop and flush it to the toilet?
Yes.
But it works, right? You can eat it in a box, right?
I don't know.
Oh, I see.
I think it's like that for homeless junior high school students.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we're in the same world, aren't we?
Stop it!
So we don't know when YouTube will end and we'll go bankrupt.
That's for sure.
Anyway, I'm going to eat it in a box this time.
Well, if Tetsuya's house is clean, I don't want to eat it there.
I don't want it either.
No, I don't want it either.
I'll eat it!
So you're saying you're going to clean up my house in a box?
You're calling me a garbage cleaner?
I'm not asking you to cook for me as a garbage cleaner.
Oh, you're going to cook for me?
It's not like I'm going to eat you up.
No, no, no.
Are you going to watch me eat your house?
It's not like I'm going to eat you up.
But this time, these three chefs came to me.
Oh, they're good cooks.
That's right.
Really?
This amount of food.
Oh, is this for one person?
This much of food in a box.
Today, the three of us will share delicious things and make a dish that can be eaten completely.
Isn't it amazing? If you look closely.
There are many.
It's tough even if it's delicious.
Oh, really?
So this time, it's not a video where you eat and say, "Wow!" I want you to aim for feelings.
I want this to be completely erased from this world.
I want to lose it.
I want to shed it as poop.
Since we don't have any material left, I really want you to cook.
I would like you to cook immediately.
Cardboard cooking start!
By the way, what do you make with steam glasses?
I would like to make cooked rice in cardboard.
Isn't it good?
The cardboard is hard, but depending on the process of cooking, it will be soft and if you eat it with rice, it will be delicious.
It's like fried tofu.
So I didn't put fried tofu in it this time.
Carrot and what is this?
Bamboo shoot?
What is this?
Put the bamboo shoot in this and season it with soy sauce and soup stock.
If you cook this, you can probably make it delicious.
So I'm going to cook this.
Isn't there a recipe for cooked rice?
It's done!
I was surprised.
It's just a cooking class.
It's small!
Be careful with the amount you use.
It's okay.
I think it's better to season it.
Soak it in this and eat it like fried tofu in soup stock or bonito flakes in rice balls.
It's delicious.
It looks like an ingredient.
Can you eat it?
I'm going to try it now.
I'm going to eat it properly.
No, no, no!
Giant!
Wow!
It's like a vegetable because it's a plant.
Have a good day!
That's all!
I'm going to make a hamburger.
Where do you put this in?
If you mix it in here, you can cut it.
Like a tofu hamburger?
This is all you need for that dish.
Isn't it amazing?
I only need a large amount of frozen food.
I'm in trouble if you don't use it up.
That's a little...
It's a hamburger.
It's not a hamburger. It's a cardboard box.
But if you say that reaction...
It's too much.
Hey!
That's too much!
It hurts.
I'll save it for later.
That's too much!
It hasn't changed from the beginning, has it?
Do you want more?
Are you serious?
I'm serious!
This is crazy!
Let it soak in water.
This is the basics of cardboard cooking.
Wow! It's perfect!
Wait a minute.
I'm hungry.
Why are you wearing glasses and knives?
Is it bad?
You look thin.
This is not an ingredient.
It's a part of the meat.
It shouldn't be cooked too much.
It looks like this.
It doesn't look like much.
Let it cook slowly.
I'm sorry. I couldn't leave only that much.
It's impossible!
I've thought about how to serve it.
I'm going to add more ingredients.
Okay.
First of all...
I'm going to cut this into small pieces.
I'm going to make pork ginger soup.
No, I'm going to make cardboard ginger soup.
I'm going to cut it into small pieces.
I'm going to remove the top and bottom of the leftover part.
I'm going to leave only the belly.
I'm going to cut off the top and bottom of this flat part.
I'm going to make ginger soup with cabbage.
I'm going to soak the belly part in the soup.
I'm going to soak this part in the soup.
I'm going to soak the belly part in the soup.
I'm going to cut this part of ginger.
Okay.
It's like this.
There are a lot of things.
Are you writing a card?
This is how you do it.
I know how to cut it.
These are cardboard gills.
This is the skin.
It looks good, doesn't it?
Do I have to cut it into three pieces?
Yes, you do.
I'm going to remove the skin of this part and leave only the middle part.
(He is humming.)
You can see "cardboard gills" around here.
I've removed the middle part.
It's interesting.
I'm going to cut it into three pieces of this size.
Even if it's a very delicious pickle, you can't eat this much.
What are you doing?
It's amazing.
It looks like this.
It looks delicious if it's not cardboard gills.
That's about it.
Put this in the fridge and leave it for 30 minutes.
Next, ginger paste.
A teaspoon of ginger.
A teaspoon of bamboo shoots.
A teaspoon of soy sauce.
I'm going to put it in.
I'm going to bake it in a salad pan and take it out once.
I'm going to do it.
Let's go.
I'm scared.
It looks like ginger paste.
How is it?
It's good.
Are you a cook?
I'm a cook.
What are you making?
It's delicious.
It's a cardboard salt-grilled fish.
It's dirty.
Is it okay?
It's very crispy.
It looks like a rice cracker.
It's crispy.
Leave it for a while.
Next, I'm going to make it while putting sauce in this frying pan.
Put a tablespoon of soy sauce in it.
Is it delicious?
It's delicious.
Put it in.
Go ahead.
It's mixing.
Go ahead.
The sauce is disappearing.
What is it?
The sauce is disappearing.
You're sucking it up.
The sauce is disappearing.
Go ahead.
Don't waste it.
Go ahead.
It looks like kelp.
It's a cardboard salt-grilled fish.
Go ahead.
I'm going to put this on top of it and it's done.
I'm going to serve it on my own.
Go ahead.
It's done.
It's just time for dinner.
It's officially done.
Close your eyes and smell it.
It's good.
It's really good.
It's very good, isn't it?
Then I'll open my eyes now.
Can I?
Yes.
Wait a minute.
It's not broken, is it?
This is a hamburger.
This is rice.
What?
What do you think?
What is this?
Is it salted kelp?
It's grilled ginger.
Grilled ginger!
I know what it is.
This is salted kelp.
You put a piece of salted kelp on it.
It's just salted kelp.
It's not salted kelp, is it?
We've prepared all the boxes you want to eat.
If you eat them all, you'll be satisfied.
Let's start with the one you can eat.
Hamburger.
Thank you for the meal.
I'm not sure about the recipe.
Can you eat it in such a small bite?
Are you okay?
You can eat it yourself.
We're not going to finish it until we're done eating it.
I'm okay.
Don't bite me.
I just ate the one in the box.
How was it?
It's delicious!
It's really good.
Which do you like better, a hamburger in a box or a regular hamburger?
I like both.
You should put it in the box.
This is really good.
Thank you for the meal.
It's good.
If you put it in the box, you can't eat it.
What's up with you, Sling?
It's hard to eat it in one bite, isn't it?
I'm going to stab you in the neck.
If you bite a regular food and it melts in your mouth, it doesn't change at all.
It looks like it's going to be good in the future.
It's good!
Wait a minute.
What's this?
It's like a sword.
It's like a Kampo Boy Zero.
It's annoying!
It's disgusting!
It's a shredder and trash.
Zenny, eat this with me.
What's this?
This is bad.
This is the least noticeable one.
It's like you're eating a lot of food.
Thank you for the meal.
It looks delicious.
Sling, isn't the food good?
Oh, there are quite a few.
Ah!
It was dangerous!
We've gathered.
Isn't that a lot of food?
What are you talking about?
The tickets are ready, so...
Big meal!
Macrophage!
Barbecue!
But...
Who is it!
Do you know what it is?
Steamed rice.
Cheese hamburger.
Who is this?
It looks like kelp.
Why is it kelp?
Are you going to eat?
Yes.
If we don't finish eating, we can't leave this room.
Only Shibayu can leave.
Shibayu team can't leave.
Team!
Because the three of us are cooks.
Team!
What do you mean?
Shibayu team is called and called.
Can I eat it?
It's spicy, so I don't eat it much.
It's spicy, so it's okay.
It's spicy!
It's not spicy, but...
It's not spicy, but it's spicy.
It's spicy, but you don't care about it.
If you keep chewing it, you'll only swallow the rice and it'll stay.
It's spicy, so I'll eat it.
It's spicy!
No, you have to eat it normally.
It's big!
It's not good.
What are you talking about?
It's delicious.
It's not good.
You have to eat the cabbage and the pepper together.
It's spicy.
I thought I'd die.
Don't mind me.
It's disgusting.
I have to eat it.
You have to eat it.
What do we do?
I don't know why but I got pissed off.
This cardboard box has too much potential.
Yui is lonely.
The cardboard box is lonely.
I'm lonely.
There's too much left.
I'm really in a good mood.
Are you kidding me?
Throw away the food.
Don't throw away the food.
Take out only the cardboard box and cut it all in half.
Let's eat this at least.
Let's eat the rest of it.
Anyway, it's time for lunch.
Let's say "thank you for the meal" together.
Thank you for the meal.
Everyone is lowering their desks.
There's only a little bit of food left.
Let's eat only this.
You can eat as much as you want.
Call me if you need me.
We, cardboard box warriors, will come to you at any time.
So goodbye for now.
Hahaha.
Cardboard box warriors.
Did you call me?
The cardboard box is amazing.
It's durable.
Even though it's so small.
Even if you bite the cardboard box, you can't say "I'm a monster."
Don't worry about it.
Kill me.
The cleaning is about to start. Hurry up.
The cardboard box is about to start.
Kill me.
You look like a girl who is eating bread stuck in a cardboard box.
Eat this cardboard box.
What is this cardboard box?
It's a cardboard wire.
It's a cardboard box that Ibusi bought to remove the cardboard box that Leviathan destroyed.
Kill me.
Don't kill me.
This guy is amazing.
I can't stand it.
Great.
You don't have a plate now.
This is a serious observation.
It's not a serious observation.
How was it?
You said you wanted to eat cardboard box.
I'm not excited now.
I'm sorry.
I'm not getting better.
You're lying.